Author: jennydemilo

I decided to do some fake name generators, don't ask me why i got got a wild hair... here are some of the results of tonights big waste of time on the evil time sucker.. oh i mean the Internet.1. My Mifia nickname is "Fancy Pants"2. My Cowboy Nickname is Jenny "Bootingravy" Demilo4. My Smurf name is "Talk to the Hand"5. My Wu Tang name is "B-loved Commander"I also seem to have a slogan... The Jenny DeMilo effect.I wonder what my hooker name would be ... oh wait a second i already know the answer to that one. ©2007-2010 Jenny DeMilo all rights reserved Confessions Of A Message Board Hooker Please don't steal my hard work. Email me for permission to repost. jdm4223

Had dinner last night with 3 hot chicks and one handsome man. the girls were all escorts (off the click of course) and smokin hot and the dude was the boyfriend of one of the girls. He was kind enough to pop for dinner and the food was wonderful. We ate at AJ's steak house at the Hard Rock. I had this big hunk of bloody rare steak. The sexy little minx to my left had the amazing crab legs. It was off the hook. I have to say i do love meat! ;)Then us four girls ran around the casino for a while looking for trouble but never really finding it. The hard rock on a Friday was like being in any trendy stupid bar in West Hollywood on…

Whats worse getting woken up by that terrible tap, tap, tap of housekeepings keys on your door because you forgot to put out your "no moleste" sign, or the phone ringing to wake you with the automated message of "pay your god-damned cell bill or get shut off" oopise did i forget to pay that one? silly me...I say the tap, tap, tap of the maid key is worse only because thats what woke my ass up this morning, the automated cell call was a close second.I stayed up late drinking red wine and playing video poker... yes i know but i dont know how to play REAL poker. So video poker it was. My video poker companion hit a royal flush it was a big pay out for a…

So tomorrow i head off for Vegas... again. I have big plans and plenty of naughty fun ahead of me. I'm halfway packed tonight and need to drop the pooch off at dog camp and be on the road by 10am to get there with enough time to refresh, relax and get dolled up for my first night in Vegas and my first fancy multi hour date-o-rama.I wasn't expecting to head back out to sin city so soon but i got an invite to a nice little cocktail shin dig put on by a few hobbyist pals of mine, in a fancy suite, at a great hotel/casino. Since i haven't been able to make it to one of their legendary parties as of late because of scheduling conflicts i decided…

I thought i needed a day at the spa. So i booked one. A 90 minute massage by Coco the burlesque loving masseuse. She was awesome, and apparently i am holding all my tension in my legs and my right thumb, who knew! I followed that with a salt glow body scrub in the wet room. Now if you've never experienced being naked on a table while a women rubs and scrubs every inch of you with exfoliating salts and then the pounded jets of water of 95 degrees or more, i highly suggest you do it. Its something else and you walk away with baby soft skin that's amazing to the touch. I followed that up with a 55 dollar pedicure. yeah i usually pay 12 bucks but this…