Your egos in the way


Its a big fantasy among men, 2 girls in the sack, willing, slutty and ready to go. So its often ordered by men who fuck hookers. They want you to bring a friend. I oblige whenever i can. I love my sexy escort fiends and i also love being the bearer of cash to my sexy escort friends. Cuz lets face it it all comes down to the cash.

I often find it amusing that these guys who in most cases cant satisfy one women in the sack want to get two women at once in the sack. Of course with those types its never about real connection, intimacy or mutual satisfaction its about serving them, getting them off. You know going in that this appointment will not just be work, it will be a LOT of work. Cie la vie that’s why i charge the big bucks, I’m always down to work and earn my keep.

What i never find amusing is the attitude of some chicks who do doubles and i bet what you think it would be. It’s the girls who have to be the center of attention, okay not really the girl that has to be the center of attention its the girl who has to be the center of the attention and gets pissed when she isn’t. So as a result she does all she can to get the client to be all about her and if and  when the client pay any attention to the second girl in the bed ( i mean he did order two) she gets pissed, acts out, gets annoyed and becomes a total drag. I mean who wants to be naked and fuck a girl with a bad attitude. I dont.

I Heart Hundys

I’ve encountered this situation more then i should and i would understand if this were a civvie real world sexual encounter of there was competition among naked girls but for a JOB? Are you fucking kidding me? I get paid the same amount if i stand on the corner twiddling my thumbs or if I’m sucking dick for 60 minutes at break neck speed. Tell me which activity do you think id rather make 600 bucks for? So i dont get when a provider whoes getting her money regardless, turns a 3 some working situation into a competitive hour of desperately trying to get her ego stroked.

As my best pal who is a bartender says “when I’m working with another bartender i dont get all made if the customers like the other guy more then me, we still split the tips at the end of the night” But there’s a certain segment of escort who will actually get angry if a client pays attention to the other of the two girls he hired to get him off and fulfill his fantasy. It’s fucking weird and smacks of lots of emotional damage. Those girls are letting their egos get in the way of their cash flow. I wont book them again next time a regular wants me to bring a girl with me. Though i dont mind not working for my cash its an uncomfortable situation and the clients wants a threesome not a twosome with one of the girls sitting in the corner checking her blackberry because one girls ego is too big for the room. Its .. uncomfortable,it doesn’t serve your client, and it cuts into your profit margin.  This business is about making money, not about feeding your own damaged hooker ego.

The smart girls remember that

Girls and their toys

Maybe not so invisible

When the request came in i figured what the hell i love sex toys (dildos, vibrators.. i love them all)  so i could review one for this company. I really do love toys and have a rather tasty collection. I had the toy sent to me care of Lou. I didn’t feel comfortable giving out my address and i haven’t set up a PO box yet. I threaten to do that like every 2 months and then never do it, so all my packages are sent care of Lou. Lou is my best friends cat,  basically i have all my shit sent to her house in care of her cat and since the delivery people (fed ex, UPS, USPS) all know Lou (he makes friends) i think its hilarious when he gets mail. I really  think its funny when Lou gets sex toys in the mail.

I was sent the Neon Glass Vibrator i was pretty excited about this because I’m a glass dildo convert. About a year ago maybe a little longer i tossed out all my old rubber dildos. They dont have a long shelf life and after a while i think they just get gross. I vowed to only collect glass toys. Though i do get the occasional rubber dildo to make clips with, they are just for clip making though and … not for my pleasure.

This toy was pink and it was the kinda glass dildo that has a vibrator in it. First of its more like a glass sheath around a vibrator. So think if it like that, not like a vibrating glass dildo.  After picking up the package from Lou i brought it home for a little “me” time. After removing it from the package i noticed a few things.

1. It’s really cute.

The glass sheath is shaped like a real cock and has some nice ridges and like I said before its pink. (the vibrator  not the glass)

2. It’s small. I didn’t pick out the size and honestly i dont know if thy come in different sizes but id say it’s not even close to a med, its a small for sure.

3. Batteries are not included.

After scrounging for some batteries I put the toy to work. Okay the vibe slides out of the sheath. There’s a couple small rubber bands that i think are supposed to help it fill the space in the toy so the vibe doest just slide right off but they dont work well. One was broken, the other just made it hard to keep the vibe all the way in the glass sheath. I resolved to just hold the vibe in place within the sheath with my hands while i diddled around with it.


Okay problem number two..  its fucking LOUD.  That vibrator knocking against the glass makes it almost impossible for the neighbors not to think. ” Hey that’s a really loud vibrator next door that slut is using”  If you take some time you might be able to find a way to hold it so its less loud but then your paying all your attention to holding it the right way and not using it. If youre going to use this you need to just say “fuck it, its loud. i can can deal” The vibration is multi speed you can turn the ring up or down for more of less and get it where you like it so that’s nice a plus. However the distraction of how loud it was made it impossible for me to get off using it, It was way too distracting.

If you live secluded in the woods away from civilization  it might be the little cute mini glass toy for you, a nice little introduction into the glass toy world. However if you are already a glass toy convert or live like i do where the neighbors can hear things though your walls, then they are going to hear this for sure.

Though some of you might just like that aspect… sluts.

Your slip is showing

All glitz and glamour?

They are popping up, it seems a new one every week though that’s an exaggeration. Is it because hookers are the new black and people think via the lovely portrayal in the media that sex workers have money falling out of their asses and all the tress in our yards are money trees? That couldn’t be further from the truth, sex workers are hit just a hard in this economy as every one else. In fact we were hit first being big ticket items AND since the media likes to make it seem that sex work is not only easy ( its not) but its recession proof (its not)  lots of people who have never taken their clothes off for money, fucked for cash, dominated for moola,  cammed or did the sexy talk for greenbacks are trying to get in the business, so our piece of the pie got smaller and our gene pool got bigger.

So why are all these “sex worker” advocacy groups popping up and worse then that why are they all asking for money or shilling their own self serving needs? umm i dunno why, i only know its happening.

A couple of examples. Providers Voice and Hema Network

Tax licence and dignity not included

Both these groups popped up out of no where. Providers voice seems to have been born out of because they were first noticed when they farmed email address from that site and spammed girls both through the message system and then later through email. They say they are a political and legal advocacy group but their main focus seems to be selling tickets at $99.00 bucks a to some expo in Vegas.  I cant find anyone to vouch for them, they haven’t been in contact with out well known easily verifiable advocacy or sex workers rights groups. In fact they’ve pissed off most of the operators of the  ladies blacklist groups and websites. After several months of trying i cant verify them but hey if you wanna be named “Provider of the year” they have a contest at their expo (the one with unnamed sponsors) and you too could win a brand… new… car! WTF

Dont be a whore, unless youre whoring for us!

The Hemma network, who go by the name @hookernews on twitter recently made themselves known by trying to recruit “hookers” to cam for them. They too call themselves a “sex worker advocacy group” but seem to spend their time insulting escorts by saying they all have abusive clients, been abused, ripped off and beaten and should get out of the business they are in because its soooo dangerous and webcam for them and make them money instead of  seeing clients face to face.  They also spend their time dispersing questionable safe sex advice and arguing with long time advocates and sex workers who have spent years fighting for the sex worker rights about the definition of sex work. See to them  “sex work” is ONLY hookers. Porn stars, strippers, cam girls, PSOs… not sex workers. The Hemma network clams to be a non profit but are not listed as a 501 (c)  they then changed to labeling themselves a charitable organisation and  claim articles of incorporation and that’s a possible i suppose but being incorporated doesn’t make you a not for profit business. Face it A T and T has articles of incorporation. When asked about their board of trustees they listed a bunch of first names. When they were called on their listed phone number they attempted to recruit they caller  for web cam modeling.

In this business especially if you are an escort you  have to be smart you have to vet and verify your clients and be aware that there are lots of unscrupulous people out there ready to take advantage of you. These two groups are very likely looking to make a fast buck off the back of sex workers and have wrapped themselves up in the flag of “sex workers rights and advocacy” to do so. I find that extremely distasteful and frankly dangerous if they are dispensing bad info which they both are. Be careful who you listen to, do not believe on face value that any new group that pops up knows anything that will keep you safe, healthy and free.

nothng about us without us

There are a lot of long time groups out there that have been working for years to protect  the rights of sex workers, to help keep us safe.  These are the organisations ( both big and small) you should be putting your faith in. If you want to get t involved contact them . Here in Los Angeles there’s a new director of SWOP LA Jessie Nicole, I met up with her a month or so back. She’s amazing and really looking to make a change and improve the lives of sex workers. You want good info? contact her. You want to help? contact her or any number of SWOP organisations they are all over the country.  In Chicago there is Red Light District Chicago,  you dont need to be in Chicago to help them out or contact them for help. You need ladies safety info? Join DangerZone. Read peer run forums if you need info about issues that pertain to PSO work or Stripping they are out there and not hard to find.

But most of all do your homework and vet anyone you would take work advice from or safety advice from. Vet them like you vet your clients. Hell, vet them HARDER much harder.

The two groups i singled out above have failed  in being vetted they are not transparent, are misinformed and let their slips show pretty early. However i have  a feeling they wont be they last. Like i said people think we are made of money that sine we are marginalized  we are easily exploited. Which suppose at some level is true but not if we work smart, do our homework and put our screening and street smart skills to work for us  and most importantly … look out for each other.

That’s the best way to stay safe, healthy and free