I might be a Whore but I’m not a Hole

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The email came in like any other, a response to an ad i had placed in a city, in another state i was visiting. However i hadn't received one like this in a while..."need you by 9:00 pm tonight. if too much bullshit, foreget about it."Well where do i sign up! emails like this usually just go straight into the trash because lets be honest I'm not a hole don't i don't enjoy being treated as one. That's exactly what this email does, let me break it down.1. no salutation or greeting- devoid of using my name ( to further dehumanize me)2. a demanding i need you by 9pm tonight inquiry (with no mention of screening info)3. "if its to much bullshit..." (again implies screening with be an issue, in…
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Oh prince charming take me away….

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No i am not available after the bars close drunk caller. Yes, i can tell you're drunk even though you are not slurring, how you ask? well its 2:19 am when you called to "check my availability" Yes i was asleep and yes you did wake me up. I'm sorry I'm wasn't the tweaker ho up all night, ready on a moments notice, dying to invite you over to her incall that you were looking for. Had you read my site (ha! yeah right) you would have seen that i generally need 24 hours advance notice for incall anyways and outcall if you call at 2:19am means i cant be ready until 3:19 (well hell i was asleep an hour is good time) then travel time to get to you…
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