10 Things i did on Xmas, By Jenny DeMilo

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I'm a pretty low key holiday person. I dont make a big whoopdedoo over holidays, except for my birthday. Which i celebrate like its the last day on earth. (i can't help it!) i do try to surround myself with friends and or family and try not travel to far from home. i usually end up in a bar of some kind, go figure.10 things i did on xmas:1. drank a mistle-to-tini2. got felt up at a pirate bar3. played rock band!4. ate a bloody rare steak5. made an ice cream cone for my sister6. flashed my ex my cleavage7. drank a joespher8. told my dad he looked like Nick Noltes mug shot9. smoked a cherry clove10. smooched my poochyeah well not everyone roasts chestnuts by the fire in a…
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The sweeter the juice!

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I love black men. I love big black cock. I love the way my milky white skin looks against their dark chocolate skin. It's hot.I see black clients; I have no issues even though of the three times I was assaulted or robbed on the job two of them were by a black man. Even though every time I am approached and hollered at by a pimp, he’s a black man. I also see white guys, Asian guys and Hispanic guys… if you can pass my screening and meet my price and you don’t creep me out. We have a good time ahead of us.Which brings me the point of this entry.I don’t have to service every dick with a dollar. I’ve been observing an online lynch mob. A group…
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Who Knew I Was Betty Fucking Crocker

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Who Knew I Was Betty Fucking Crocker? Pretty much any man who has ever lived with me. I know seeing me in my natural habitat these days with my broken stove and my empty fridge and shelves its hard to see that girl who turned down the scholarship to the culinary institute in lieu of art school. I cooked for years, elaborate fancy meals. It was creative, soothing and fun. I'm not sure when my love of cooking became the chore of cooking, 2 years ago i think.... now i never cook. I have put down my pots and pans and wooden spoons and i order take out, a lot of take out.The food fairy delivers me scrumptious meals consisting of pad Thai or sushi. The pizza guy knows my…
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Frostini

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One more tasty holiday martini! the Frostini!Ingredients:1 part vodka 1 part Godiva liqueur 1 part Bailey's Irish Cream liqueur splash of cream. DirectionsCombine all ingredients in a shaker 3/4 full of cracked ice and shake!Sugar the rim of a chilled martini glasses with powered sugar and stain. Garnish with a Hershey's Hug candy.Extra super yummy!©2007-2010 Jenny DeMilo all rights reserved Confessions Of A Message Board Hooker Please don't steal my hard work. Email me for permission to repost. jdm4223
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I have been remiss

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Its the holidays, traditionally a slow times for the working girl. Since many of my clients are married or involved guys and with Xmas on the horizon many people don't have an extra 400-1000 to invest in a stellar piece of ass (like myself) business is slow. So i spend my days plotting new marketing strategies, playing with my epileptic pooch, reading bulletin boards and of course reading my favorite blogs.There's just not a lot of fucking and sucking for me to write about right now. I have been remiss in the naughty exploits i know, I guess i could dig up some old encounter from my past like they guy who wouldn't stop saying my name over and over in one long run on sentence as he was fucking…
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