Year: 2008

Being as Jan/Feb are very slow times of the year for the working girl. ( i blame holiday over spending!) I had hunkered down in my own little world of panic and cable TV then started to economise and get ready for the next bumpy couple months. Suddenly i became very popular! Maybe its a fluke or maybe it's because I'm just that charming and sexy that even when you don't have any extra cash for a tasty bite of Jenny you find a way. Either way I'm not going to look a gift horse in the mouth. I'm going to get my hair done, put on the tall shoes and show some guys the times of their lives. Don't you wish you could make your rent in one evening…

"If you're after getting the honeyThen you don't go killing all the bees"I miss ya Mr Strummer.©2007-2010 Jenny DeMilo all rights reserved Confessions Of A Message Board Hooker Please don't steal my hard work. Email me for permission to repost. jdm4223

I decided to do some fake name generators, don't ask me why i got got a wild hair... here are some of the results of tonights big waste of time on the evil time sucker.. oh i mean the Internet.1. My Mifia nickname is "Fancy Pants"2. My Cowboy Nickname is Jenny "Bootingravy" Demilo4. My Smurf name is "Talk to the Hand"5. My Wu Tang name is "B-loved Commander"I also seem to have a slogan... The Jenny DeMilo effect.I wonder what my hooker name would be ... oh wait a second i already know the answer to that one. ©2007-2010 Jenny DeMilo all rights reserved Confessions Of A Message Board Hooker Please don't steal my hard work. Email me for permission to repost. jdm4223

Had dinner last night with 3 hot chicks and one handsome man. the girls were all escorts (off the click of course) and smokin hot and the dude was the boyfriend of one of the girls. He was kind enough to pop for dinner and the food was wonderful. We ate at AJ's steak house at the Hard Rock. I had this big hunk of bloody rare steak. The sexy little minx to my left had the amazing crab legs. It was off the hook. I have to say i do love meat! ;)Then us four girls ran around the casino for a while looking for trouble but never really finding it. The hard rock on a Friday was like being in any trendy stupid bar in West Hollywood on…

Whats worse getting woken up by that terrible tap, tap, tap of housekeepings keys on your door because you forgot to put out your "no moleste" sign, or the phone ringing to wake you with the automated message of "pay your god-damned cell bill or get shut off" oopise did i forget to pay that one? silly me...I say the tap, tap, tap of the maid key is worse only because thats what woke my ass up this morning, the automated cell call was a close second.I stayed up late drinking red wine and playing video poker... yes i know but i dont know how to play REAL poker. So video poker it was. My video poker companion hit a royal flush it was a big pay out for a…