The Bat Phone!
I try not to put a number in my escort ads though sometimes i do. I prefer to be contacted by email if possible, gives me a chance to screen my new friends and since i was once a "phone girl" for an agency my patience is low for bullshit phone calls.so today the Bat Phone rings....Caller: hey baby, i saw your ad on ErosMe: great, whats your nameCaller: so you have great curvesMe: thanks, whats your name?Caller: how big is your ass babyMe: ahh huh?Caller: how big is your ass baby, ummm yeah how big is your assMe: ahhh I'm sorry what are you asking meCaller: how big is your butt, your ass is fine how big is your assMe: its about to get much bigger i just ordered…