This just in: Still not a pornstar
Though I’m pretty sure I’m going to start telling people I am and see if it will make me a lot more money. In this economy it sure couldn’t hurt to add PORNSTAR to my long list of achievements! I mean, what the hell I’ll just point them in the direction of all the blather and chatter about my “porn career” who cares if there’s no evidence to back up my porn fame claim, I don’t need any of that when I have… Internet rumors!