I write therefore I am

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[caption id="attachment_1655" align="alignleft" width="300" caption=""I once saw a dildo .. this big""][/caption]As you may have noticed over the last year I've been writing sex toy reviews for Eden Fantasys. It's been a really fun experience and I do love it when random sex toys show up in my mail (who wouldn't). Actually I do love sex toys in general so toy reviews were a natural progression. After taking a break from toy reviews because of my cross country move and having no time for anything let along testing out and writing about naughty sex toys and after getting settled in to my new digs I was approached about writing other things that relate to Eden Fantasys, so I wont be doing the toy reviews any longer but writing about other…
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The bigger the better

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[caption id="attachment_1624" align="alignleft" width="300" caption="it glows!"][/caption]Its always a surprise when I get my monthly package for the folks over at Eden Fantasys. This time when I tore open the plan brown wrapper I found the Jelly Royales Dong. Now this is a big sex toy and i just happen to be the kinda girl who likes her toys sizable. I suppose that qualifies me as a size queen.. so be it! My preference is always that fake cocks look fake, even the "realistic" ones. I  want to make sure i remember its not a real boner i'm playing with! I like them in weird colors and  this one did not disappoint. Its a strange bluish color even though its supposed to be clear it almost seems to glow a little.…
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You’re the tops

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[caption id="attachment_1595" align="alignleft" width="220" caption="sexy time"][/caption]I often feel like Steve Martian in the jerk when my new naughty toys arrive from the good folks at Eden Fantasys "The new phone books are here, the new phone books are here.... err sex toys are here" and this month was no different. When i opened the box i was greeted with an odd cone like vibration toy called " The pleasure top" its pink! and what girl doesn't want her futuristic cone like sex toy in pink, i know i do. So this strange little sex toy has two vibration points in the base (mild to weak) and on the clit stimulator (mild to medium) and its smaller then you think from the photos. Id call this a beginners toy, partly because…
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Taste the rainbow

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[caption id="attachment_1563" align="alignleft" width="280" caption="Taste the rainbow? I'd rather fuck it"][/caption]Its not exactly a secret that that i love glass sex toys. Okay love is an understatement, but you get the picture. Well imagine my delight when this months package arrived from the good folks over at Eden Fantasys and viola (yes that's French) The Rainbow G Dildo by SSA Glass was waiting fr me to unwrap it and go to town.  It comes in a crushed velvet drawstring pouch, mine was red and its very cute in all its rainbow bumpy nubby goodness. Okay really its the primary colors red, blue and yellow but its still colorful and fun. They have two versions of this cute glass toy. A straight and narrow glass dildo and one with a curve…
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Bondage for Beginners

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[caption id="attachment_1508" align="alignleft" width="141" caption="To Domme or not to Domme"][/caption]I love t when new sex toys arrive in my mail! I do, i really really do! Its called a beginners Dominatrix kit but I'd call it a micro Dominatrix starter kit. It contains 3 items, stockings in the fishnet style, a mask that's more like a cat woman mask and a  little black slapper for inflicting the discipline on your willing  submissive. So the stockings are always useful, these are not super awesome for wearing on your legs but they will make excellent items to tie someone up with. And if you cant untie them it wont break your heart to have to cut them off and ruin them for any kinda fun leg time wearing. The mask is adjustable…
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