When i plugged in the fairy wand (yes the toy is pink too, cuz its for girls!) and put this wand massager though its paces and my lady parts though there’s this is what i discovered. Its loud, but really i don’t care let my new noisy stupid neighbors here me vroom vrooming though the walls. Its got a dial not level switch so it can be a little trying finding your right speed. Its got power! This this revs like a champ id say the Fairy Wand is better then the Hatachi in that department. Its a definite keeper and my lady parts agree the fairy wand works just like magic and its now a permanent of part of my collection and lives in my drawer of sin. Its made a believer out of me . i do believe in fairies, i do, i do, i do.
This time when I opened the mail it was the Evolve Diamante vibrator. First thing i noticed was the pretty awesome packaging. Metallic metal case much like a sexy purple lunch box! It’s so much nicer to get something packaged in something modern and cool instead of some brown paper bag or outdated graphics and photos from the 70’s (no one wants to see a 70’s stache on a dude holding a vibe on the box of their new sex toy) Inside this nicely designed box was the toy its self (it doesn’t come with batteries so better have a few on hand) it’s big and being a size queen (shhh don’t tell) i could feel a little tingle of excitement as most toys that say they are big, really are kinda average. This thing isn’t just a good size in length, its got girth! And is sorta a half hard plastic and half smoother rubber, woot! it also has several speeds that aren’t so loud you will wake the neighbors while you go to town on yourself .. it really feels like a dildo with vibration. Which is a nice little… errr big toy to add to your sex toy collection. (so much better then collecting stamps)
it does the job well and worked hard as a stand in for my regular fare… hot sweaty sex with the supercrush. Not quite a stunt cock but when you’re alone and looking for a little me time, the XX will treat ya right, it treated me right … twice!
As i do with any of the product reviews I’ve written up i had this item sent over to Lou… My best friends furry tabby cat. I’ve written about Lou before and his relationship with the UPS/USPS/FEDEX people and since I’m lazy about the P.O. Box thing i like to have saucy mail sent over to his house because it makes me laugh. When the The Bnaughty Deluxe bullet vibrator arrived, I was really rather impressed by the packaging. Yes, i know I’m a design nerd. My background as an art director demands I pay attention to such things. Quality matte paper with spot color and varnish, they put some cash into it. When I took the bullet vibe out of the box it too had a sleek modern design. Looking good to the eye is a good first step I mean who wants to in the throws of passion whup out something that looks like it was conceived and made in some junk yard. Black and silver with an almost ergonomic shape to it. The cord from the actual bullet vibratie part to the controller could be a little longer but that’s really not much to complain about. This thing has several speeds. 1,2,3 are what you would expect escalating constant speeds like most vibrators. Its when you get up to 4,5,6,7 that the fun begins. Low thudding vibration is first up on the menu, then some patterns of alternating pulsing and vibration in various combinations. Yeah that’s different and rather fun, my lady parts would have done a jig provided they had the ability to.
This little but powerful sex toy is best enjoyed with a partner cuz really when your alone you just need to get the job done and all those bells and whistles are not necessary. With a partner though, this could be a real sweet little addition to your toy chest. Looks good, fairly quit so you dont have to compete with the toys volume when you get vocal, with lots of speed, pulse and rhythm variation. Just talking about it makes me wanna bust the sucker out and go to town on myself…