If you cant bribe your friends
[caption id="attachment_471" align="alignleft" width="243" caption="lose lips... ruin lives"][/caption] I have celebrity clients. I live in LA its almost a requirement to fuck famous dudes for cash here. I keep my mouth shut about who they are, why blow a good thing and besides I'm not here to ruin lives only to make them occasionally a little more exciting buy giving my famous clients a small bite of the forbidden fruit which is Jenny DeMilo. The first famous guy i ever saw was a bit of a surprise as he used a pseudonym with me. So when he opened the door i was a little giddy because... I had always been a fan. I was amused at how by a strange turn of events i was naked on the floor being…