How to get in my pants without paying

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I get this a lot. “ Yo baby we should hook up” umm okay, pass my screening and how much time do you want to pay for? oh you don’t want to pay for my time? You just want me to give it away to you for free… Why, cuz you’re special?Here’s a handy, dandy list to help you see if you qualify for a tasty bite of Jenny sans greenbacks.1. You must host, at your home.-There is no way i'm meeting you in some hotel/ motel, your “friends” house, your RV or your car. No we cannot go to my place. I don’t want you to know where I live.2. Your place must be clean!- If your place resembles a frat house, an outhouse or your mother’s basement or…
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I Dont Care!

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Don't tell me how cute you are! whats even worse, don't abbreviate it in an email to VGL. Ugh i hate that.I'm a freaking ESCORT. Do you really think that telling me you're a hot guy will impress me? Maybe get you a discount? separate you from the crowd? because it doesn't. It only serves to make you look like a tool when you come on to an escort that way. It always makes me dread further communication with you. reg flag, red flag!If appearances mattered to me do you really think i could show up sight unseen on your doorstep and make sweet, sweet love to you? or fuck you 12 ways to Sunday? provided of course that was your preference ;)Do you really think you're the only attractive…
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Will you lick my armpit?

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I'm sorry I don’t do that was how a responded, in my best little girl voice and my sweetest smile, trying not to give away the eww feeling that had just rushed over me.I don’t think i've gotten that request before so maybe its not that I “don’t” lick arm pits, maybe I just didn’t want to lick this strangers hairy arm pit. I’m not sure.During my 3 years working as an escort I don’t think i've ever come across this request before. Oh sure I get clothing requests all the time. If I can I always try to dress the part for the requested fantasy. As long as I don’t have to show up at the Ritz dressed as a pirate, peg leg, eye patch, parrot and all. Fortunately…
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Vote with your wallet

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You hear it time and time again. You don't like a providers why of handling her business..vote with your walletYou don't like a providers price structure...vote with your walletYou don't like a providers website...vote with your walletYou don't like what a provider says in her blogs...vote with your wallet. Its great advice, providers are in this business to make money. Yeah you will hear the old "i just love to fuck" line thrown around and many of us do love to fuck but we are in this for the cash not the sex. the sex (when its good) is a bonus.So you don't like provider or how she handles her business, vote with your wallet. Do not patronise her, do not pass go do not collect 200 dollars. It's as…
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I Fuck For Money

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I Fuck For Money... but that doesn't make me less of a person.I'm really getting tired of the self righteous attitudes of those that see/interact with providers. The men/clients/keyboard warriors that think because "i fuck for money" that its okay to treat me like less of a person.I don't have feelings... how could i, i fuck for moneyI have no family or friends who love me... how could i, i fuck for money.I don't have dreams, hopes, desires... how could i, i fuck for money.women who who fuck for money are not real. You can treat us however you want and no one will know its really YOU who's doing it.You can seek your revenge on the high school girl who snubbed you, the checker at the market who wouldn't…
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