Photo of the day
[caption id="attachment_1628" align="aligncenter" width="392" caption="Self Portrait 2011"][/caption] All dressed up for Bryan Ferry
The bigger the better
[caption id="attachment_1624" align="alignleft" width="300" caption="it glows!"][/caption]Its always a surprise when I get my monthly package for the folks over at Eden Fantasys. This time when I tore open the plan brown wrapper I found the Jelly Royales Dong. Now this is a big sex toy and i just happen to be the kinda girl who likes her toys sizable. I suppose that qualifies me as a size queen.. so be it! My preference is always that fake cocks look fake, even the "realistic" ones. I want to make sure i remember its not a real boner i'm playing with! I like them in weird colors and this one did not disappoint. Its a strange bluish color even though its supposed to be clear it almost seems to glow a little.…
Nothing is a waste of time if you use the experience wisely
[caption id="attachment_1621" align="alignleft" width="183"] time time time[/caption]Stop adding time wasters to shared safety blacklists for dangerous clients! Yes, that's right you heard me, knock that shit off. A blacklist is for serious issues. Not because some one's a dumb fuck or annoying obnoxious gnat in email. That's what your PERSONAL blacklist is for. Shared safety blacklists are for SAFETY ISSUES and and your not helping buy putting people who are just stupid fucks on blacklists. If you don't know the difference between a safety issue and some jerk off fucking with your time, then my god its time to talk stock in your business practices and do some self reflection. We all have annoying time wasters up in our in boxes. In fact there's this hilarious time waster dedicate website…
Fun with IPhone
I think the IPhone was invented just so i could take self portraits style pictures... of my boobs. [caption id="attachment_1616" align="aligncenter" width="300"] good morning![/caption]
Ripped Off
[caption id="attachment_1606" align="alignleft" width="300" caption="getting ripped off!"][/caption]A civvie friend of mine, from way before high school, I've pretty much known him all my life tells me he's broken up with his girlfriend and is thinking about seeing a hooker. Now the funny thing is this friend of mine doesn't know I'm a escort! He knows I work as a Pro Domme, he knows I know something about the sex business and that I'm open minded and have never judged him about anything. I give him the low down, I tell him how not to get ripped off. How to cross check reviews to ads, where to look for reviews, what mall sites to look on, how to check phone numbers, reputations, web presence and most of all how to spot…