You dont know

I have 100's of reviews

I know, you fucked some hookers. You’re an expert at finding some top notch pay for play pussy and you’ve minimized your risk to almost nil. You’re a message board regular, new dudes look up to you because they think you have the inside track on whore screwing and where to find the “diamonds in the rough” Why wouldn’t they, look at the plethora of reviews you have, hell you even go to those hooker/trick parties where everyone’s supposed to play nice (but rarely do) your a big swinging dick, a big man on campus, a master whore fucker.

yeah yeah yeah ….I get it.

But lets not kid ourselves you fuck whores you don’t have the inside track on whore business. Fucking escorts and knowing the intimate details of their business isn’t the same thing and i for one am getting pretty tired of seeing some dude who’s poked a few women act and spew like hes is all knowing about the back end of  whoredom. You only hear what they want to tell you and face it, were master liars. We tell tall tales, its our job to make you feel special and weave a portrait. So if we drop a few personal nuggets of the back end of the escort biz to you during pillow talk its likely not accurate or wholly accurate, hey we might even be seeing how much bullshit you will readily eat up for our own amusement.  I knew a girl who used to do this and then write about it on a ladies board “Omg you wont believe what crap he ate up this week”  don’t worry fellas shes retired.

This will illustrate how much i know

We will also use our intimate relationship with you to further our agendas to help steer the conversation the way we want to. Its true we will. I wish we didn’t have to but the advent of the message board made that an imperative. We cant just place ads, see clients and go on our way because there’s always some egomaniacal ass hat trying to stir up the shit with some girl or another to draw attention to himself, (the powerless always act like this) so we have to back-channel and do tons of reputation management. Some are more overt then others but we all do it to some degree.

I know not YOU, you have “friends” that are escorts, they confide in you so you are sure you know the ebb and flow of the business. Where its busy, where its dead, who’s busy who’s not where are the secret money spots are how many appointments a day, week, month, year specific girls take… i got news for ya, you don’t know shit.

I saw it again a little while ago, another whore screw-er on another board announcing because he had “friends” who were escorts and hundreds of reviews and board posts that he know more about the business than the actual working escort he was debating on the subject. Of course he knew more he was the fucker.. she was just a whore and as all the big swinging dicks on the messages boards know whores are stupid. I mean if they weren’t then they wouldn’t be making several 100 dollars an  hour, running their own business and living an antonymous life of their choosing… cuz only stupid people do that.

No one likes this guy

Hobbyist need to get back to what they do best, paying to see girls and in the process they need to get their noses and out of the business end of escorting. Unless they are pimps or agency owners in which case they need to get a quick case of the fuck offs and dies  cuz that kinda scum isn’t welcome. So which is it whore fucker or whore know-it-all you cant be both and unless you wanna jump in the game and start sucking some dick for cash, i would suggest you chose the first.

10 thoughts on “You dont know

  1. I love this and I commend you, as a reputable provider for posting it. Fortunately, for me, I haven’t really encountered this….and I stay off the message boards so I don’t read the shit some of the hobbyists may spew. Although, I have experienced a certain hobbyist on Twitter, who seems to know everything there is to know about my/the business. It never fails, whenever I post a tweet pertaining to my business or the escort business in general, I receive a reply or DM from said hobbyist, offering a rebuttal/defense, “advice”, or some kind of assessment on his part. Not only is it ridiculous, but it can be slightly belittling. I’ve told him that I don’t need his advice offerings, but apparently, he feels the need to let all the ladies on Twitter know that he thinks he is THE hobbyist of all hobbyists. Seriously, this guy knows EVERYTHING. I am waiting for the day when all us ladies, his “friends”, gang up on him for making a pompous comment and make him walk away with his cock tucked between his legs. 😉

  2. Hi,

    I have blogged about these kind of men. We have them here in the UK too. They are universal! Some of them haven’t even punted, but they are there on the boards posting away as if they are the font of all knowledge – industry related, and they befriend working girls too, so they can boast to the other punters that they have a special friendship going on, when in actual fact they have probably never ever punted at all.

    Some of them go to the social meets and blag their way into hopefully getting a freebie.

    I expect every type of message forum has at least a dozen of these kind of guys, but strangely, they do have respect on the boards.
    Sarah x

  3. LOL it’s the same way with the webcam business. I’ve had customers tell me things like “I have actually dated a webcam model, so let me tell YOU how you could run your business better!” or “I know exactly what your day to day is like and how much your paychecks are, because I take this girl private for like an hour every night and she’s told me EVERYTHING!”

    But isn’t it that way on any messageboard on the internet on any subject? Always a bunch of keyboard warrior know it alls who everyone is laughing at? Annoying, for sure. Will it ever stop? I don’t think so:(

    But I rly enjoyed this article and just bookmarked ur page, thanx!:)

  4. Helloooo Miss DeMilo!

    Well didn’t you cause a shit stir in Australia?! We lag behind the US by about 8 – 10 years in the sex industry so we’re at a stage now where the boards are just starting to turn feral with “punter boards for punters by punters” and sex workers can get fucked and speak when instructed to. It’s unheard of that a worker actually speaks her mind like you do in Australia and if we were to, we’d be ripped a new one. Self empowered, kick arse, opinionated woman are frowned upon shall we say?!

    Many hobbyists and ladies do the whole suck uppy to hobbyists and are now just starting to turn on each other. I’ve dreaded the day of our boards turning into TER, Craigs List etc, but sure enough we’re nearly there.

    Hobbyists in Australia now seem to run the industry and things are getting worse. Many ladies here now appear to even talk like hobbyists and treat other ladies as a hobbyist would on the nasty boards in the US.

    You’re a breath of reality – a woman who speaks her mind about everything and lets people know the reality of our daily lives. For this I say you go girl and all the power in the world to you!

    Take care lovely lady and keep Twittering because you’re spinning them all out which makes me giggle and I neeeed giggles!


    ps. the comment “lay down with dogs” was a disgrace and I’m sad someone sad that. You don’t speak their language so they don’t get you and misinterpreted who you are and what you’re trying to say.

  5. Thanks Everyone!! I love it when im able strike a nerve with the ladies 🙂

    @Lucy: dont worry about it. They are entitled to not get it. Maybe when message boards take over their worlds they will. I do wish thy didnt reprint my whole blog post with out asking me first but what are you gonna do. Guess i wont be touring down under this year 😉 Gotta go lay down with dogs now.. for 600 an hour USD 😀

  6. ROFLMAO.. unfortunately, I have encountered these type of men too … I’m a board junky so I read the trash some of the hobbyists spit out. I recently experienced it on’s board… this jack wad seemed to know everything there is to know about MY glorious business. It never fails to amaze me how some know-it-all stranger can tell me how to run my business and give me advice as to how to suck dick. It’s ridiculous to say the least and very belittling. They think that just because we’re women we don’t know how to run a business. I’ve told this guy that I don’t need his generous tid bit offerings, but for some strange reason, he feels the need to let all the girls on Men in transit that he could do a better job at what I’ve been doing for years. And like you said, they need to stick with what they do best.. paying for pleasure LOL.

  7. First, I seriously dislike “hobbyists” and any guy who sits on message boards as if the locker room scene is ok (it’s never ok!), but they pay my bills, so whatever…I play nice. So I skim the message boards periodically and almost want to vomit when I see clients I like posting on these boards. Sometimes I regret seeing a client when I read a post of his. I wish I could go back and decline his initial request had it said “hobbyist” written all over it. I think participating in message boards is gross and unbecoming of my gentlemen friends. But anyway…on to the part about advice…I don’t like this either! I’ve only had two clients give me good advice. Others say stupid shit like quit your day job and just work tons of hours, then in two years you can retire and never work a day again in your life. Oh, for real? It’s like that, really? WTF. Fucking escorts is not the same as being an escort.

    Second, Jenny, thanks for posting this. I really admire your ability to post whatever is on your mind without it affecting your biz or not caring if it does. Among others, this is one quality that will make me it difficult to forget you long after I leave this industry (one day). Thanks girl for speaking up. Xoxo.

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