Jenny’s Mailbag

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The subject line said “Appt. Request” though i have a booking form on my website, sometimes people are not comfortable filling out a form blind and send me a direct email introduction. So it’s really not that unusual to get a request that didn’t go though my website booking form. Now, i will make them give me all the info that ask for on my form if its not in the email and if they want to see me bad enough they will provide the information i nee to be and feel safe. If not, they can move on to someone who doesn’t take the safety measures i do.

So i opened the email:

from: Jim XX <>
date: Tue, Jul 6, 2010 at 8:03 AM
subject: Appt. Request

One of my fantasties is to be on top while a woman verbally encourages me to cum in her mouth and I shoot it in the open mouth and watch her roll it around her mouth with her tongue before she swallows it.  Is that something you would be open to?

Wow. I hadn’t gotten one of these in a long time.  In an effort to cut down on the bullshit, I’ve invested heavily in a pretty comprehensive website that give people not only a good idea of who i am but instructions on how to contact me. Its pretty clear that explicit emails are not going to get a favorable response. I also have reviews on multiple sites where people have written their accounts of our time together. Signing up for one of those sites could give you access to some more explicit details if that kinda thing is so fucking important to you to know in advance.  But this dumbass, probably saw my photos, grunted, scratched his saggy hairy balls and decided the best course of action in contacting a 600 dollar an hour escort was to not read her website but to send an email asking some very explicit questions and made sure not to include anything about himself. Hell he even chose to dumhuunmaize me by electing  to not include a greeting in his email. No “Hello”  no introduction,  just a request for information i state on my website he will never get. Information BTW  Einstein could have gathered if he took the time to do his fucking homework.

Not only is sending an email like this the best way to get an escort to tell you to fuck off in no uncertain terms but it could land you on any number of list as a questionable person  (IE possible law enforcement) since LE love to ask explicit questions in an opening email. Now i doubt this guy works with LE, i think he’s just a fucking moron who likely not only is stupid, but lazy. Oh take me away prince charming cuz i just love lazy stupid people. Yeah, they really yank my crank. /sarcasm >

Yeah he got a “fuck off” email from me. It also included a “never contact me again” Yes, I’m an escort, but contrary to this ass-hats perception I’m also a human. I real living breathing woman and that bit of entitled hullabaloo sparky chose to send out this morning disrespected me. Not only as an escort but as a women and disrespecting a woman is no way to get her to suck your dick.

4 thoughts on “Jenny’s Mailbag

  • Kenny Alexander

    HA, I could never imagine asking a stranger to do half of the things I do with my provider.

    I made the decision to let the professional do things their way at first…I say NOTHING about what I want or expect. If there is any mention of sex prior to anything or attached to payment I leave.

    I love just doing what feels right in the moment, I don’t come with any big expectations or requirement. I would feel comfortable asking, now that we know each other.

  • mdrider

    Unfortunately, this is what happens when troglodytes reproduce, and there seems to be a population explosion of this sub-species.

    These goons pollute our adult play land just like a drunk at a party,concert,or restaurant.

    Follow directions and provide the necessary info.Hell,this is for both parties protection but let’s face it,in most jurisdictions, the provider is the one taking the lions share of the risk.

    Upon meeting,put your best foot forward and take some time to talk,break the ice and relax.This greatly helps in nurturing the three “C’s”,comfort level,compatibility,and chemistry.

    With a repoire under way,the atmosphere is conducive for discussion of desires.

    Thanks for the topic,it is a reminder to all of us in the hobby that manners,courtesy,and respect go a long way on the road to adult satiation.

  • Stepford Whore

    I just love your blog! “Scratched his saggy hairy balls”…had me laughing out loud. It’s interesting that even though you are in a different state there are blokes in my state who make similar explicit inquiries. The worst part is that this bloke also wants unprotected action to “roll it around her mouth”… Yuck! Sadly, someone may actually respond and eagerly provide his request (sigh).

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