Jenny DeMilo

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro

I’m heading to Sin City the middle of next week with two of the best girls i know. Vanessa Monet and Miss Audrey Trouble. We are going there celebrate Miss Troubles birthday. Yeah so i know a birthday is but one day a year but this year Trouble is having 5 fun filled days of birthday madness. Others are meeting us out for the “official” weekend fun but us girls, or “the family” as Trouble likes to call it who will be heading out early to whoop it up fear and loathing style on the strip.

I being the pragmatic of the bunch will be attempting to work while i am there, hey i don’t wanna disappoint my Vegas guys and not be available and besides i can party like a rock-star with the girls and get down and dirty with some new friends, i know how to multitask. Plus who knows, if its in the cards i might be able to convince one of the girls to join in on the dirty naked fun. ohhh now there’s an idea.

I know the birthday festivities will include an evening of “Thunder From Down Under” Okay so my ex was a male stripper and fitness model so i have a certain …ummmm… “view” about them having lived with one of those narcissistic freaks for a few years, but this actually sounds like fun because i will be with the most fun girls i know and we will all be looking to tear it up. Watch out big buff greased up men in little tiny itty bitty G-Strings the Hoe Patrol is on the prowl and we have you in our sites…

Wish Us Luck!

“Every now and then when your life gets complicated and the weasels start closing in, the only cure is to load up on heinous chemicals and then drive like a bastard from Hollywood to Las Vegas … with the music at top volume and at least a pint of ether.” – HST

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