[caption id="attachment_380" align="alignleft" width="240" caption="it's not the real thing"][/caption] Owning a camera doesn't make you a photographer. Sucking the occasional dick for pocket change dont make you a high dollar hottie and writing in your diary don't make you a published writer. If imitation is the sincerest form of flattery then I am being flattered up the ass recently. Here's the thing, I'm original, a free thinker, imaginative and sharp as a tack. I think in concepts and just as soon as you try to appropriate my style, I'm already two steps over to the next bright shinny thing. I'm a consummate artist who lives her art and I am always looking for the next exciting thing and creative adventure to participate in. So suck up my table scraps losers,…