Americas Next Top Hooker

Who doesn’t love Hookers and who doesn’t love reality TV! I know i do.

welcome to my new show….. America’s Next Top Hooker

The Pitch: a cross between Top Chef and Americas Next Top Model. 10 Ho’s from all different parts of the biz, track walkers, Craig’s List girls, highly reviewed escorts, high end very expensive courtesans live in a house together and compete in “Ho events” to gain the title “America’s Next Top Hooker” oh and some kinda outlandish prize like money (hookers love money)… TBD 😉

The challenge events could get pretty outrageous… but for TV they might have to be toned down. Boo!

Catch Phrase: Every reality based lifestyle career game show needs a catch phrase these days. “you’re fired” entered the popular vernacular and will forever be associated with Mr Trump, others maybe haven’t fared so well. “this is your last cut” “please pack your knives and go” “you are NOT America’s next top model” so a good catch phrase can carry a show. For Americas next top Hooker i suggest these catch phrases… (other suggestions welcome)

1. Take your envelope and go
2. leave the money on the night stand and get out
3. that was your last blow job

Networks: So of course Playboy TV is on the pitch list as well as HBO and Showtime (Showtime is the new HBO anyways) but maybe Comedy Central would have balls big enough to take a risk with this new reality based prostitution game show… even though their budgets are well known for being ridiculously low. The comedy gold possibilities are endless!

I think it could work, its got everything. Sex, sexy girls who will probably hate each other and do nasty shit to each other behind each other backs oh and sex.. of course you will need a crack legal team because anytime there is prostitution in the mix you gotta make sure all bases are covered and no one goes to the clink for a another dumb reality show …. I think the public is ready and with the success of celebrity rehab i think they will eat this new show up… hey America loves dug addicts why not hookers!

I’m pitching it i swear i am… steal my idea and die 🙂

7 thoughts on “Americas Next Top Hooker

  1. I already pitched it back before Survivor hit it’s second season… Somehow it turned into ‘American Idol’ … the spinoff came closer… Big Brother UK

  2. OMG, BRILL!!! I would totally be a loyal viewer. =) Also, my vote is for #2: “leave the money on the night stand and get out!” LOL!

  3. How about “Pack your stilletos and go”?

    Or even, “America has voted. You will not be the Belle de Jour.”

    Or, “America has voted. You’ve turned your last trick.”

    Great idea. Good luck with it!

  4. If anyone can do it, you can! Gwad I’d love to see it. Hey, why don’t women pay for male escorts? Curious.

  5. There was a SNL skit, I think, with a Sinatra impersonator who said – “Your money’s on da dresser, I’m done wit you.” It could work… .dvb.

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