You’re the tops

sexy time
I often feel like Steve Martian in the jerk when my new naughty toys arrive from the good folks at Eden Fantasys “The new phone books are here, the new phone books are here…. err sex toys are here” and this month was no different. When i opened the box i was greeted with an odd cone like vibration toy called “ The pleasure top” its pink! and what girl doesn’t want her futuristic cone like sex toy in pink, i know i do. So this strange little sex toy has two vibration points in the base (mild to weak) and on the clit stimulator (mild to medium) and its smaller then you think from the photos. Id call this a beginners toy, partly because of the size and partly because its mild in vibration. Don’t get scared and freaked out its not like a traffic cone you’ll be puttin up ya cooche regardless of how scary the photo its, its actually quite cute and easily usable and i did put it though its paces. i cant help it .. im like a goat!

I’m not really a beginner when it comes to unusual sex toys (or unusual sex for that matter) so this cute little pink vibrator will likely be something i put out for show and not a regular in my self lovin line up.

You charge too much

Its not the gun, its the shooter
I’m in business to make money. I know some people might find that odd, That I wouldn’t be in business just for fun or as a weird hobby or just for sexual thrills which  is often what potential clients think or rather  what they hope to be true. I mean why else would I ever get a “you charge too much” email from someone wanting to hire me. Which happened to me very recently. I hadn’t  gotten one of those emails in a long time. What made this email something I wanted to write about was because just earlier that day a friend of mine got something similar. An email, out of the blue to one of her ads telling her  her rates were too high and no one would pay them. Some one felt the need to take the time to email her and complain about her prices and insult her. Then I got one later in the evening, only mine came from a escort who had inquired about a photo shoot. In fact this was a high dollar hottie, a high end girl a girl with rates so high you had to be a member of her website to even view them.

I felt this overwhelming since of irony, here was an escort who had on occasion after occasion been berated and hounded by guys who couldn’t afford her rates, harassed and talked about in whispered and some not so hushed tones on message boards both private and public low balling and insulting ME about my photography fees.Yes, the irony washed over me like a flash flood.

Say Cheese
I was as polite as I could muster and thought that was that until I started hearing back from friends and clients I had shot in the past telling me that this high dollar hottie, this upscale eye candy companion was emailing them asking about what I charged THEM and telling them I was a scam because… she didn’t like the quote I gave her for an all day, multiple set up and copyright buy out of my hard work. I’m not sure what she had hoped to accomplish by this tactic, I certainly wouldn’t lower my rates and this behavior made me question he sanity and though I do love me some crazy girls I like them in the fun “lets play” kinda way not the omg I think she needs a tinfoil hat kinda way.

It dawned on me then that this girl had not learned anything in her years in the business, that being the one insulted for deeming to charge what she felt her time was worth did not preclude her from turning around and doing the exact same thing to someone else. It likened it to the cycle of abuse. If you get beaten as a kid the odds are high if you don’t take steps to change the cycle, you are likely to beat your own… passing down this fucked up behavior in a never ending cycle of fucked up-ness. Thats what happened here, it puzzled me, and pissed me the fuck off. Cuz the one person who should now better then to be a low balling ass-hat is an escort who charges upwards of 2k an hour.

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Femdom Hypnosis It’s all the rage

Listen and obey
I fell into it but I took to it like a duck to water and by that i mean it looks all easy peasy from the surface but underneath I’m paddling like hell to keep myself moving forward. I am a hypno domme, i will mesmerize you into doing all the nasty dirty things you really wanna do but are to fucking scared to just do. I give you permission, I let you think I’m “forcing”  hey I’m a fetish freak, I get it and I’m happy to help you in your journey of self discovery or self repression or what ever it is that tickles your dangly pickle. Call me a fetish conduit because I suppose thats what I am.

One of my peddling beneath the surface efforts was to launch my own site where I controlled the content. I already sell my fetish content on other sites and i will continue to do so. I love some of them like a fat kid loves yummy, yummy cake so in no way will I be yanking anything and really who doesn’t want their content reaching out to different audiences with other people promoting it. For me that’s a no brainier, the more it’s available the more it will sell. I’ve launched my own femdom hypnosis themed site because I’m a greedy control freak bitch and I want more of the cash for my hard work and I want more of the control. Call me crazy but that’s how I roll.

When I conceived of this femdom hypnosis web site I had a different idea in mind and I also hired a web design company to put it together for me. They of course sucked giant donkey balls and never did squat and had to issue me a refund for their lame incompetence. (Write me ladies I’ll tell you who) So after months of not having a site in play and way behind schedule I was put in a position to design and put up my own site.. which i did. In a day. Granted it was a long ass day and half if it was spent with me pulling my long luxurious sexy red hot streaked hair out because I had a lot to figure out but i got the job done and it looks… fucking amazing. It’s all hypno spooky and as things stand right now I have 90% of my content available uploaded for sale and it is selling. Less then a month and I’m in the black. Now a lot of that is because I invested my time and not my cash in this project so being in the black came easier then expected.

The next step is SEO, that’s right i need to learn a few things about getting my site out in front of the people who would be interested in my special band of fetish content. I’ve done a fair amount in the past with hooker sites and blogs and (some real world seo work, yeah i do that too)  but this is e-commerce so i do have things to learn and learn i will. I’ll attack this how i attack everything else with vigor, passion, and lots of book reading … until the site brings in the monthly nut I want and I get bored and move on to the next bring shiny thing. Yes, that’s right i’m not only  a control freak but im a control freak who needs constant outside stimulation… which is likely one of the reasons I became a hooker in the first place.

I thrive on variety

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