I might be a Whore but I’m not a Hole

The email came in like any other, a response to an ad i had placed in a city, in another state i was visiting. However i hadn’t received one like this in a while…

“need you by 9:00 pm tonight. if too much bullshit, foreget about it.”

Well where do i sign up! emails like this usually just go straight into the trash because lets be honest I’m not a hole don’t i don’t enjoy being treated as one. That’s exactly what this email does, let me break it down.

1. no salutation or greeting- devoid of using my name ( to further dehumanize me)
2. a demanding i need you by 9pm tonight inquiry (with no mention of screening info)
3. “if its to much bullshit…” (again implies screening with be an issue, in fact it implies everything will be an issue)
4. miss spelling of “forget” (to much trouble to even run a spell check)

Those are just the glaringly obvious red flags on this play. This goes deeper, there are two types of guys that send these kinds of emails and its my job to figure which camp i think this little piece of email joy fits into.

1. socially unaware – has ZERO idea of how to speak to women let alone escorts.
2. men who hate women

lets take the socially unaware guys. He sends an email with no social graces because he has none. No greeting, no reference to anything i request on my booking form, no info about himself, no reference actually reading my site, he probably didn’t. He saw a picture, he grunted and sent the email (well at least he didn’t call) If i thought the email was in this camp i could send him back an email asking for more info draw him out and see where could lead, it could turn into a successful appointment but id be aware meeting this guy in person, he would also have no social graces face to face.

Men who hate women. He hates women and treats them disrespectfully even in an email because they are all whores… yanno just like his mother. To him escorts are just a hole and you never have to be kind or polite to a hole. You don’t read a holes website to get a feel from it to see if you are a good fit, cuz all you wanna do is fit your dick in a hole. You don’t politely ask if you are available on short notice by 9pm this evening because you are in a tight schedule, you send a one line demand and add the caveat that “if” its to much bullshit “foreget” about it and you don’t even take the time to run a spell check over it, i mean why? you’re emailing a hole not a person.

It was pretty easy for me to see this email for what it was immediately and which group Mr Charm belonged to and i responded accordingly – i refuse to be treated like a hole and i will weed your dumb ass out in a heartbeat. I might be a whore but I’m not a hole and i still have and always will have the choice as to who i will share my time and body with. As much as that chaps the women haters hides i don’t care, even us whores have the right to refuse them and we do… all the time.

Oh prince charming take me away….

No i am not available after the bars close drunk caller. Yes, i can tell you’re drunk even though you are not slurring, how you ask? well its 2:19 am when you called to “check my availability” Yes i was asleep and yes you did wake me up. I’m sorry I’m wasn’t the tweaker ho up all night, ready on a moments notice, dying to invite you over to her incall that you were looking for. Had you read my site (ha! yeah right) you would have seen that i generally need 24 hours advance notice for incall anyways and outcall if you call at 2:19am means i cant be ready until 3:19 (well hell i was asleep an hour is good time) then travel time to get to you 4:19 (its LA there’s even traffic at night) and well you’re passed out by then and I’m left pounding on your front door in a fit of rage while the sun comes up.

See how that goes mister middle of the night drunk caller? Just jerk off when you’re drunk and calling escorts in the middle of the night, in fact how about this, DON’T call them and annoy them. You’re not serious and you wouldn’t be any good in the sack anyways. I mean your DRUNK, its late and lets face it you probably have issues in that arena anyways.

I’m just far to responsible to be available to drunk guys right before dawn and ruin my whole next day due to lack of sleep and having to deal with horny disrespectful drunks. I know, i know i have to remember to tun off my bat phone when i go to bed…. next time!